An absolutely hilarious blog out of Texas....

First posting by Dlander is the dinner party!

"Though many would have you believe that white people come of age at Summer Camp, it’s simply not the truth. Immediately following graduation but prior to renovating a house, white people take their first step from childhood to maturity by hosting a successful dinner party.

It is imperative that white people know how to host a good dinner party as they will be expected to do it well into retirement.

At the most basic level, these simple gatherings involve 3-6 couples getting together at a single house or apartment and having dinner and talking for 5-6 hours. Though it might seem basic, these events are some of the most stressful situations in all of white culture.

Hosts are expected to deliver a magical evening. The food must be home made with fresh, organic ingredients, the music must be just right (ambient, new, but not too loud), and the decorations inside the house should be subtle but elegant. The ultimate goal is to do a better job than the couple at the last dinner party, and attempt to make everyone jealous and sort of dislike you.

For the rest, go to Stuff White People LIke

Well, who didn't know that Emeril was just entertainment...but so it turns out are Nigella, Jamie, foulmouthed Gordon et al in the UK. Only 5% of TV viewers say, according to a Waitrose Food Illustrated Magazine, they are inspired to cook by watching the celebs.